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BAD HUMOR
Doing The Laundry
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
Editor: Wait a minute. How do we know her husband isn't a blond? Hehehe!
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Hut-Hut-Hut ... SEX!
ORLANDO, Florida -- The collegiate football season in the U.S. has gotten off to a hot start, Voyeurwebbers, but it didn't happen on the playing field. Instead, it happened at a teleconference with the news media.
Members of the news media were hooked up for a teleconference with University of Central Florida football coach George O'Leary. Unfortunately, university officials accidentally gave the reporters and sports commentators the wrong number.
As a result, the normally stubborn and unflappable press corps were shocked when they connected to a phone-sex line instead of Coach O'Leary's teleconference.
"Hi, sexy, you've reached the one-on-one fantasy line," a woman on the incorrect phone line was quoted as saying.
Central Florida Director of Athletic Communications Leigh Torbin said Monday's communications snafu was due to one misplaced digit on the conference's phone number.
"Today's scheduled call was not able to occur due to my own technical mistakes for which I deeply apologize," Torbin said while announcing the teleconference had been rescheduled.
-- WOOHOO! Voyeurwebbers! Talk about fantasy football, hehehe! And this, of course, gives a whole new meaning to many standard U.S. football terms such as "tight end", "down lineman" and the ever-popular "wide receiver", hehehe! Also, I have been asked to pass on that there is no truth -- absolutely none, nada, ziparoo -- that some of the sports media folks who dialed the wrong-number refused to hang-up, hehehe! -- "Tight End Coach" Igor
EYE ON: Duck Stamps by K.
Officials with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service have been blushing a bit lately, Voyeurwebbers, and all because of an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie mistake that was made -- and printed 3.5 million times!
Fish and Wildlife officials in Washington, D.C., said "duck stamps" affixed to cards carried by hunters licensed to hunt ducks contain a misprinted number that connects to a phone-sex line.
Officials said the misprinted numbers -- which connect callers to a recorded female voice that promises them they can "talk only to the girls who turn you on" for $1.99 per minute -- appear on about 3.5 million of the federally-issued cards and the service does not have the funds to reprint them, according to news reports.
Rachel Levin, a Fish and Wildlife spokeswoman, said the misprint on the Migratory Bird Conservation and Hunting Stamp -- commonly referred to as a "duck stamp" -- is "an unfortunate typographical error" that her agency "really regrets." Due to the costs involved in reprinting, she said the misprinted stamps will continue to be sold.
The correct number, 1-800-782-6724, is meant for hunters wishing to purchase additional duck stamps. The misprinted number instead connects to a phone sex line called "Intimate Connections".
"The stamp is perfectly usable," said Ms. Levin. "It will just be a lot more interesting for people now."
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, the could lead to change in the service's name to, say, something like the U.S. Wild Lifestyle Service. However, Eye would be remiss if he failed to note that Ms. Levin and the other officials handled this little bit of "errotica" with aplomb and a very appropriate sense of humor. Eye's only regret is that the service failed to provide the incorrect phone number to reporters and you know what that means. Yep, it means Eye will have to buy a damn duck stamp to get it. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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